Assuming you've still got a brain
I'll try to beguile you again
Claiming this is a word
And yet this is absurd
Just to drive you so gently insane

Because English you see is a bitch
And the English you don't see a glitch
To your deep understanding
Your good knowledge branding
Your language ends up in the ditch

Which is one of the wonders of English
We can sieve our sick thoughts through a wingwish
We can make up new words
Even rhyme things with turds
And turn turds and brains into a fine dish






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