Don't Bring Me Down   I’m happy happy happy, I want to scream out loud. My printer just went haywire An’ I’m floating on a cloud. Coffee on the keyboard But I’m laughing long and proud, Don’t bring me Down. Caught a nasty virus, Gave it to me mates ;-) Scanner’s all screwed up again; Scans come to he who waits (and waits… and waits…) Crashed my bloody hard disc, Blame ol’ Billy Gates, Don’t bring me Down. Screen’s just gone completely blank; Think I’ll go an’ drown? Modem’s slower than snail-mail: Hey, I ain’t no clown. E-mails lost for fourteen days: Not even a frown. Don’t bring me Down.