Well bag me, would you look at that! People trogging home on the new 'T2' tramway, as they call it.

You can see the circular bit on the floor that swivels disconcertingly sometimes when it goes round corners. Make sure you position your feet with care or you could be left in a rather compromising spread legs situation to the amusement of fellow travellers.

Here we are after a hard day's bargain hunting, trophies proudly on show but limply held as the victorious veer homeward.